My 16GB 3G iPhone JACKED

I really despair for the nature of humanity in moments like this:

Less than a fucking hour ago, I inadvertently forgot my iPhone in the men's restroom here at work and by the time I realized it and went down their to retrieve it, some asshole had come along and swiped it.

I have called the phone repeatedly and the motherfucker that has it is not answering it.  I called my son and asked him to send an SMS text message to it advertising a REWARD for its return to me.  I doubt anyone is going to bother contacting me, but who knows...

At least the phone is LOCKED and the only thing they can do is RESTORE it to a blank slate and try to get it activated.  I am going to contact AT&T and report it STOLEN to see if they have a way of determining WHERE the phone is if some lowlife motherfucker tries to get it ACTIVATED.

Bastards.  Whoever has my iPhone and intends on keeping it, may you ROT IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY.

FUCK!!