Castro Quits

*Yawn*.

Cuba's official Communist state-run newspaper "Granma" published a letter today via the Internet only purporting to be from the beast himself, Castro wherein he states that "will not vie for nor accept the position of President" in the upcoming elections.

Until his carcass is paraded around in some glass coffin up and down the streets of La Habana, I could not give less of a fuck.

So he quit.  So his brother is now officially the next bastard henchman to continue to oppress the Cuban people.

So, what's new?  Exactly.  Like I said:

"Yawn".