So.
This afternoon, as soon as I got home from work, I called the AAA and requested that a tow truck be dispatched to my house so I could get my Corvette over to Champion Chevrolet to have them looked at the latest electrical short nightmare detailed here.
The tow truck was there in short order (a flatbed. Nice!) and the rather scary looking Hispanic tow truck driver immediately went to work on getting the 'Vette mounted on to his truck. That took about 10 minutes while we pushed it out of the driveway and moved aside for people and trash trucks to get by.
Eventually, I made it over to Champion Chevrolet in Hawthorne and spoke with my service rep Vanessa Martinez, the very nice young lady who helped me the last time I was here. After getting the car situated in the back parking lot and getting the tow truck driver on his way, I walked back to the office with Vanessa to do the work order on the car.
Here is a list of what I stated to her was wrong with the car:
- Would not start on the morning of Tues. 1/30/08.
- Attempting to start the car produced a metallic sounding "clack, clack".
- Turning the key caused a loud *buzzing* inside the car that sounded like an electrical short.
- While the buzzing was going on, the stereo displayed "ERR" in blue letters on the LCD.
- The instrumentation display had multiple lights on.
- The interior lights of the car were flashing rapidly like they were "shorting out".
- Pressing the "unlock" button on my key fob caused more *buzzing* inside BOTH doors and the locks would not fire, all you heard was a repeated "click, click" as if the locks were "stuck".
- My wife could here the *buzzing* standing outside, 2 feet away on the passenger side of the car.
That was the list regarding the electrical problems the car displayed that morning. While she was writing it up, I noted to her that the instrument panel on the driver's side door is STILL DEAD and WENT DEAD just a few days after Champion stated they had fixed it the last time they had my car.
While there, I asked her to please replace the Air Dam underneath the Corvette, since it is hanging or broken off on the right side of the car. Vanessa took all of this information down and stated to me that she would be calling me tomorrow afternoon around 1330, with an 'update' on the status of their investigation into what is wrong with my Corvette.
We'll see in what new and creative ways they decide to rape me this time. This is going to be TERRIBLY EXPENSIVE, I suspect. Bert is on the record as having NO HOPE WHATSOEVER that this dealership is going to fix the car. He thinks they are going to just mess around and leave it so that I have to continue bringing it back over and over again.
What an absolute fucking nightmare. God.
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